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Παρασκευή 25 Δεκεμβρίου 2020

Χριστούγεννα 2020

 I always tell my kids the same thing. 

I tell them that there are many religions in the world and they are all equal, 

but the Christians are the main one. 

That's what I tell them. 

The Christians won, they are the winners, 

so act accordingly. 

Congratulate Christians when you meet them. 

Because they won the world.

We love to tell ourself that every religion is exactly the... no they are NOT.

The Christians won everything a long time ago.

If you dont believe me, let me ask you a question:

What year is it according to the entire human race? And why?

...

Jesus plus 2

Jesus plus 3

...

How is that not a win for the Christians.

...

That's "there was no time, before Jesus".

And the whole world would , ok, sure.

And someone would say: 

-What about the years before him? There were billions, infinity.

-"Those go backwards!"

-"You want us to messure most of history backwards? To accommodate one religion?"

-"Aha"

-"Alright we'll do it, it's fine"

Χρόνια πολλά!

Πέμπτη 13 Απριλίου 2017

Εορταστικό Κλίμα - οι 10 Εντολές!

Μια έντιμη και φιλότιμη προσπάθεια από τον George Carlin 
να βελτιστοποιήσει τις 10 Εντολές και να τις κάνει λιγότερες...

(έτσι για να είμαστε στο κλίμα των ημερών..)



Τρίτη 24 Νοεμβρίου 2015

Louis CK - Of Course ... But Maybe

Αφιερωμένο σε όσους έχουν εσωτερικές διαμάχες περί καλού και κακού:


"Of course, if you are fighting for your country and you get shot or hurt,
it's a terrible tragedy, of course, of course!
But maybe, if you pick up a gun and go to another country, and you get shot,
it's not that weird!
But maybe, if you get shot by the dude you were just shooting at,
it's a tiny bit your fault..."